RAY'S OTHER PAGES (equal opportunity offender) & HOT LINKS
DEMOCRACY A RECIPE FOR SLAVERY
ANOTHER MUST READ: SCREWED BY THE POLITICIANS
The Health Care Crisis and What to do About It
ONE NATION, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Quip of the Week: "Well done is better than well said." Ben Franklin
HUMOROUS QUOTES: "I would rather be a failure at something I like, that a success at something I hate." George Burns
BASIC TRUTHS: If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
ANOTHER TRUTH: I have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.
SAYINGS: I doubt, therefore I might be.
ONE LINER--A novice poker player will always take home the pot.
INTERESTING FACTS: The word for coconut, the seed of a tropical palm tree has an interesting history. Since it is sometimes spelled "cocoanut," you might think that it comes from cocoa (the powder and drink made from cacao beans). The word "coconut" comes from the Portugese coco (grimacing face). Take a look at the end of a coconut, where there are three little round holes. Do you see the face?
USELESS FACTS: A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
If politics and journalism worked, all the problems of health care would have disappeared a long time ago.
From "THE CYNIC'S DICTIONARY" by Rick Bayan: "FITNESS--salvation through persperation.
WEIRD QUESTION: Why are hemorrhoids call "hemorrhoids" instead of asteroids, or asphalt?
ACTUAL BUSINESS SIGNS: On a fence--"Salesmen welcome, dog food is expensive."
It is better to light one candle that to waste electricity.
A FEW GOOD BOOKS: "Cab Callaway's Garden" by Heidi Hoe "The Garden State by Ida Ho
LAW OF DRUNKENNESS--You can't fall off the floor.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN--Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
BUMPER STICKER--"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs"
EXTREME BUMPER STICKERS--Stop repeat offenders--don't re-elect them
HEADLINE BLOOPERS: "Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half"
Continue to be yourself, because in the end that is what people will remember about you.
History is an inaccurate version of what ought not to happen.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
"If you go into a situation with nothing planned, sometimes wonderful stuff happens." Jerry Garcia
DILBERT QUOTES: "WHAT I NEED IS A LIST OF SPECIFIC UNKNOWN PROBLEMS WE WILL ENCOUNTER".
"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." -- Steven Pearl
Boxing promoter Don King, talking about boxer, Julio Cesar Chavez "He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too"
My mother told my father to tell me about the birds and the bees. He took me to Coney Island, pointed to a couple making love under the boardwalk, and said, "Your mother wants you to know that the birds and the bees do the same thing." --George Burns
. HOW SMART ARE YOU? What phrase, name or saying does the following represent.
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(Answer at the bottom of Ray's Rant)
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